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This is the new safety leaflet that will be replacing existing ones in all Ryanair aircraft

Remember to bring some change with you

I got this in an email today:

A driver is stuck in a major traffic jam just outside Dublin on the M50 motorway.
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a Garda knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What’s going on?”

“Pensioners have kidnapped Brian Cowen, Brian Lenihan & Mary Harney, and a bunch of Bankers.
They’re asking for a €30 million ransom, otherwise they’re going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.
We’re going from car to car taking up a collection.”

The driver asks, “How much is everyone giving, on average?”

“About a gallon.”